"Heh. That joke never gets old. Anyhoo, I'm sure you're wondering what this tower is all about. From up here, I can spy on everything going on in the jungle, while still staying hidden. Whenever I catch someone picking their nose, I call them out over the intercom. Ha! But now that you know my secret, you will have to die."
The Wurst pulls out his sword. You don't ask where he pulled it from or how he's holding it.
How will you defeat him?