Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
You go outside and hear the birds chirping. They're mediocre chirpers, at best. It's going to be another lonely night for the finches.
Your neighbor — a chubby bald man who calls himself Gordon — comes up to you and starts talking.
"Everything in the universe is diagonal. All you have to do is tilt your head," he lectures. You need to leave.
To your left is the Thoroughfare of Shattered Hopes. To your right is Avenue of Fractured Wishes.
Go Left →
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Table of Contents
These sections are listed alphabetically and can be played in any order.
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
D a r k w a v e
Fortune Tent Place
Office of Dr. Potatos
Plane of Receding Airlines
Quadruple Shot Espresso
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