Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Location: Outside

You go outside and hear the birds chirping. They're mediocre chirpers, at best. It's going to be another lonely night for the finches.

Your neighbor — a chubby bald man who calls himself Gordon — comes up to you and starts talking.

"Everything in the universe is diagonal. All you have to do is tilt your head," he lectures. You need to leave.

To your left is the Thoroughfare of Shattered Hopes. To your right is Avenue of Fractured Wishes.


Go Left →

Go Right →











Table of Contents

These sections are listed alphabetically and can be played in any order.

"BAR" Bar
Bridge(s)!
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Dinosaur Times!
D a r k w a v e
Farmer's Market?
Fortune Tent Place
Frisby Gulf
Hickory Docks
Home...
Mt. Dude
Office of Dr. Potatos
Plane of Receding Airlines
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Silly Southeast





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