You try to kick the Wurst in the face but remember that your flexibility just isn't what it used to be half your age ago. You wind up kicking him in the chest, which you learn is the only part of his body with any sort of bone.
After being stunned for 0.25 seconds, he slashes back and decapitates you. You still have consciousness for 5 seconds while your head rolls down some painful stairs. The Wurst laughs in sync with the thumps. The monkeys eat your body.