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🦂 Shrewd Pyramid

You swing your arms to the left and right then bump into a hidden button by accident. The button triggers a trapdoor that sends you into a pit full of snakes, scorpions, and shattered pieces of glass. It's a good thing all the snakes and scorpions are dead, but boy howdy does that glass really hurt.

You can't reach the door on the ceiling, but see two doorways on the walls. One has a sun above it, and one has a moon. Which will you go through?



Sun doorway →

Moon doorway →








Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Table of Contents
These sections have little to no continuity and can be played in any order.

Home
Bedroom
Kitchen
Livin' Room

Village City
ABCDEFG Movie Theater
Avenue of Broken Hopes
"BAR" Bar
"BAR" Bar Open Mic Stage
Billy Bob Boulevard
Farmer's Market?
Food Street
Fortune Tent Place
Helga's Sandwiches
Kevin's Spaghetti
Office of Dr. Potatos
Ouch Avenue
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Stubby Boo Boo Hospital
Toy Train Timeshare
Unnamed Alley
Whisky Rum Stadium

Peninsula Islands
Birch Beach
Cave Entrance (Mouth?)
Dolphintopia
Hickory Docks
MadagascArkansas
Ocean-Gulf Bay
Plane of Receding Airlines
Questiony Bridge
Spamazon Rainforest
Spyscraper
Super Happy Fun Land

Desert Mountains
Candy Nation State
Highway 2.5
Inconvenient Desert
Mt. Bestest
Peter Peter Burger Eater
Rouletteless Casino
Shrewd Pyramid

Blundering Underground
Bat Cavern
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Hokey Pokey Karaoke
JAIL!
M c D a r k n e s s
Meter-Long Hot Dog Factory

Spacetime, Etc.
Apology 13 Space Shuttle
Cremation Station
Dinosaur Times!
Future Labs
Moon World
Not Mars
Quizzical Castle
Religious Building
Silly Southeast
Tim's Taxidermy
Unkind Colosseum





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