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🥪 Helga's Sandwiches

Too bad! The employee empties out half the bottle and drowns your sandwich in mayo. The bottle makes flatulating noises as they add mayo bubbles onto the top of your mayo sandwich.

You try to take a bite and all the meat and cheese parts fall out. On the next bite you lose everything but one piece of onion.

You really wish you had gotten some spaghetti.



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Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Table of Contents
These sections have little to no continuity and can be played in any order.

Home
Bedroom
Kitchen
Livin' Room

Village City
ABCDEFG Movie Theater
Avenue of Broken Hopes
"BAR" Bar
"BAR" Bar Open Mic Stage
Billy Bob Boulevard
Food Street
Fortune Tent Place
Helga's Sandwiches
Kevin's Spaghetti
Office of Dr. Potatos
Ouch Avenue
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Stubby Boo Boo Hospital
Toy Train Timeshare
Unnamed Alley
Whisky Rum Stadium

Peninsula Islands
Birch Beach
Dolphintopia
Hickory Docks
MadagascArkansas
Ocean-Gulf Bay
Plane of Receding Airlines
Questiony Bridge
Spamazon Rainforest
Spyscraper
Super Happy Fun Land

Blundering Underground
Bat Cavern
Hokey Pokey Karaoke
M c D a r k n e s s

Spacetime, Etc.
Cremation Station
Dinosaur Times!
Quizzical Castle
Religious Building
Silly Southeast
Tim's Taxidermy
Unkind Colosseum





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