📜 Some Haikus I Wrote

Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.

Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult


Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time


Why have butterscotch
You could just have better scotch

I like marshmallows
They should have a spicy kind
Name them harshmallows


Seahorses are cool
If you disagree you're wrong
Seahorses don't bite


Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas