Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.
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Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult
Emotionally
🐾
Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time
🍬
Why have butterscotch
You could just have better scotch
Alcoholism
☁
I like marshmallows
They should have a spicy kind
Name them harshmallows
🐚
Seahorses are cool
If you disagree you're wrong
Seahorses don't bite
🍌
Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas