📜 Some Haikus I Wrote


Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.


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Bread can become toast
Toast cannot turn into bread
That's a commitment

Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult
Emotionally

🐾

Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time

🔥

I like marshmallows
They should have a spicy kind
Name them harshmallows

🐈

My cat is angry
He's like really really mad
Catnip backfired

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Seahorses are cool
If you disagree you're wrong
Seahorses don't bite

🐕

What is a name-o?
I only know one option
B I N G O

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Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas

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