📜 Some Haikus I Wrote


Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.


Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult
Emotionally

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Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time

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Why have butterscotch
You could just have better scotch
Alcoholism

I like marshmallows
They should have a spicy kind
Name them harshmallows

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Seahorses are cool
If you disagree you're wrong
Seahorses don't bite

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Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas