You listen to the Lubbers rehearse some of their new material, including "Rum Rum Rudolph", "I Wish I Was a Giant Parrot", and "No Need to Argh You". They forgot to bring a snare drum so they've just been shooting a musket in its place.
Three hours into your voyage, the weather starts getting rough. The waves are getting what some may call "pretty gosh darn big". Also, you're headed toward a whirlpool.
"It's moving counter-intuitive clockwise!" shouts the band's penny whistle player.
Which way will you turn?