Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game

Location: Fortune Tent

The fortune teller massages their crystal ball and says "ah" about 7 or 8 times before coming to a conclusion.

"Most fortune tellers discuss your future, but I am unique in that I will tell you about an alternate timeline of your past. If you had asserted yourself a bit more with Mr. Hudson at 3:54 PM on August 15th, ten years ago, he'd have given you a unique opportunity, from which you'd have built momentum and succeeded in enhancing millions of lives through charitable works, rather than becoming the downer of a nobody you are now."

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Table of Contents

These sections are listed alphabetically and can be played in any order.

"BAR" Bar
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Dinosaur Times!
D a r k w a v e
Farmer's Market?
Fortune Tent Place
Frisby Gulf
Hickory Docks
Mt. Dude
Office of Dr. Potatos
Plane of Receding Airlines
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Silly Southeast

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