Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Location: Cave Entrance

The purple robed person grumbles to you, "A slow thinker will still triumph in a race against denial."

They give you a candle so you can see in the dark. You try to tell them you can just use your phone, but they interrupt.

"It's the scent of freshly shampooed koalas!" they cheer. Maybe they used to work at a zoo.

You light the candle and inhale its aroma. You've never sniffed a koala up close, yet you can't help but believe that this is how a freshly shampooed one would smell.


Head down the cave →











Table of Contents

These sections are listed alphabetically and can be played in any order.

"BAR" Bar
Bridge(s)!
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Dinosaur Times!
D a r k w a v e
Farmer's Market?
Fortune Tent Place
Frisby Gulf
Hickory Docks
Home...
Mt. Dude
Office of Dr. Potatos
Plane of Receding Airlines
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Silly Southeast





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