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🐨 Cave Entrance (Mouth?)

The purple robed person grumbles to you, "A slow thinker will still triumph in a race against denial."

They give you a candle so you can see in the dark. You try to tell them you can just use your phone, but they interrupt.

"It's the scent of freshly shampooed koalas!" they cheer. Maybe they used to work at a zoo.

You light the candle and inhale its aroma. You've never sniffed a koala up close, yet you can't help but believe that this is how a freshly shampooed one would smell.



Head down the cave →








Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Table of Contents
These sections have little to no continuity and can be played in any order.

Home
Bedroom
Kitchen
Livin' Room

Village City
ABCDEFG Movie Theater
Avenue of Broken Hopes
"BAR" Bar
"BAR" Bar Open Mic Stage
Billy Bob Boulevard
Farmer's Market?
Food Street
Fortune Tent Place
Helga's Sandwiches
Kevin's Spaghetti
Office of Dr. Potatos
Ouch Avenue
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Stubby Boo Boo Hospital
Toy Train Timeshare
Unnamed Alley
Whisky Rum Stadium

Peninsula Islands
Birch Beach
Cave Entrance (Mouth?)
Dolphintopia
Hickory Docks
MadagascArkansas
Ocean-Gulf Bay
Plane of Receding Airlines
Questiony Bridge
Spamazon Rainforest
Spyscraper
Super Happy Fun Land

Desert Mountains
Candy Nation State
Highway 2.5
Inconvenient Desert
Mt. Bestest
Peter Peter Burger Eater
Rouletteless Casino
Shrewd Pyramid

Blundering Underground
Bat Cavern
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Hokey Pokey Karaoke
JAIL!
M c D a r k n e s s
Meter-Long Hot Dog Factory

Spacetime, Etc.
Apology 13 Space Shuttle
Cremation Station
Dinosaur Times!
Future Labs
Moon World
Not Mars
Quizzical Castle
Religious Building
Silly Southeast
Tim's Taxidermy
Unkind Colosseum





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