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🍺 "BAR" Bar

"Oh do you need another beer? I got you." insists Other Pat as another beer is placed next to you. You still have 3/4 of your first beer left. Other Pat continues to talk about the recent history of the bar for the next hour and a half.

"They used to have two beers on tap, but that was over three years ago," rambles Pat. He is in the middle of trying to remember the old brand of pretzels they used to have when you hear an announcement about open mic sign ups.



Excuse yourself to sign up →

Keep listening →








Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game


Table of Contents
These sections have little to no continuity and can be played in any order.

Home
Bedroom
Kitchen
Livin' Room

Village City
ABCDEFG Movie Theater
Avenue of Broken Hopes
"BAR" Bar
"BAR" Bar Open Mic Stage
Billy Bob Boulevard
Farmer's Market?
Food Street
Fortune Tent Place
Helga's Sandwiches
Kevin's Spaghetti
Office of Dr. Potatos
Ouch Avenue
Quadruple Shot Espresso
Ralph Street
Stubby Boo Boo Hospital
Toy Train Timeshare
Unnamed Alley
Whisky Rum Stadium

Peninsula Islands
Birch Beach
Cave Entrance (Mouth?)
Dolphintopia
Hickory Docks
MadagascArkansas
Ocean-Gulf Bay
Plane of Receding Airlines
Questiony Bridge
Spamazon Rainforest
Spyscraper
Super Happy Fun Land

Desert Mountains
Candy Nation State
Highway 2.5
Inconvenient Desert
Mt. Bestest
Peter Peter Burger Eater
Rouletteless Casino
Shrewd Pyramid

Blundering Underground
Bat Cavern
Cave That Isn't Named Yet
Hokey Pokey Karaoke
JAIL!
M c D a r k n e s s
Meter-Long Hot Dog Factory

Spacetime, Etc.
Apology 13 Space Shuttle
Cremation Station
Dinosaur Times!
Future Labs
Moon World
Not Mars
Quizzical Castle
Religious Building
Silly Southeast
Tim's Taxidermy
Unkind Colosseum





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